Gregory Sare Landolt (gregoid) wrote,
Gregory Sare Landolt
gregoid

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Stole some new parts from valley_of_dolls

Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia:
I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Tourette's Syndrome:
Rudolph the %*!#^@ Red-Nosed %*!#!@ Reindeer

Mania:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Schools and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... and Spare No Expense!

Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, MAYBE I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...

Passive Aggressive:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder:
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let's Open Presents!
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