Gregory Sare Landolt (gregoid) wrote,
Gregory Sare Landolt
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Things to think about...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why does the sun lighten hair but darken skin?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do a "practice?"

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why are power outages reported on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Why is a boxing ring square?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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