Gregory Sare Landolt (gregoid) wrote,
Gregory Sare Landolt

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Horse and chicken

A horse and chicken were playing in the meadow. And the horse had fallen into the swamp. The Horse tells the chicken to get help. So the chicken went looking for the farmer. But he couldn’t find him so he got the Mercedes. Drove it back to the swamp. And pulls the horse to safety.

The Next Day the horse and chicken were playing in the meadow again. And this time the chicken falls in and the chicken says, "Go get some help" but the horse said "Hold on." So the horse stood over the meadow. And told the chicken to grab on to his thingy. And the chicken did and he was saved.

The Moral of the story is If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up a chick.
Tags: humor

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