Goodbye old faithful clock. You have annoyed me in the morning for the last time. I wonder if they make an alarm that will gently kiss me in the morning. Actually, I used to have a couple of those. One was my boyfriend. The other was my dog when she needed to go out.
What I really need is one that will dump me out of bed. That way I can't hit the snooze button. Wait; maybe that isn't such a good idea. I sleep on top of a loft. I'm so proud, I made the plans myself. My good friend pty helped me build it. He has also helped me take it apart and put it back together, everytime I've moved. I designed it to be taken apart. All the parts are bolted together, with a few exceptions.
I guess I could strap my wristwatch to my ear. Now that would be a funny sight to see. I might not have tape on my glasses, but I have a watch strapped to my head. Could I get any geekier? lol I guess I'll just get another annoying alarm clock.