Gregory Sare Landolt (gregoid) wrote,
Gregory Sare Landolt
gregoid
  • Mood: chipper

Time flies

Time flies...when your clock is broken. :-) My alarm clock that I've had for many many years, has become forgetful. It forgot that there are 60 seconds in a minute. It now changes to the next minute after only 27 seconds. Maybe my clock entered into some kind of temporal rift. I guess I could sit down and calculate what time it is with my calculator, but performing calculations to set my alarm is a bit much.

Goodbye old faithful clock. You have annoyed me in the morning for the last time. I wonder if they make an alarm that will gently kiss me in the morning. Actually, I used to have a couple of those. One was my boyfriend. The other was my dog when she needed to go out.

What I really need is one that will dump me out of bed. That way I can't hit the snooze button. Wait; maybe that isn't such a good idea. I sleep on top of a loft. I'm so proud, I made the plans myself. My good friend pty helped me build it. He has also helped me take it apart and put it back together, everytime I've moved. I designed it to be taken apart. All the parts are bolted together, with a few exceptions.

I guess I could strap my wristwatch to my ear. Now that would be a funny sight to see. I might not have tape on my glasses, but I have a watch strapped to my head. Could I get any geekier? lol I guess I'll just get another annoying alarm clock.
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