Goodbye old faithful clock. You have annoyed me in the morning for the last time. I wonder if they make an alarm that will gently kiss me in the morning. Actually, I used to have a couple of those. One was my boyfriend. The other was my dog when she needed to go out.
I guess I could strap my wristwatch to my ear. Now that would be a funny sight to see. I might not have tape on my glasses, but I have a watch strapped to my head. Could I get any geekier? lol I guess I'll just get another annoying alarm clock.