Gregory Sare Landolt (gregoid) wrote,
Gregory Sare Landolt
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Cop and Kid

There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the
street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped
beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20
ticket for a safety violation he said, "Next year tell Santa
to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year
tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead
of on top."
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