Gregory Sare Landolt (gregoid) wrote,
Gregory Sare Landolt

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Can't get it up

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells
him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing
he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks
what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the
base of a baby elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and
hope for the best.

The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex
again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the
surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to try out his new

The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts
feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It becomes unbearable and he
figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this
than his penis pops out, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and
disappears back into his pants.

His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments then gets a sly look on her
face. She says "That was pretty cool. Can you do that again?"

With his eyes watering and a painful statement on his face, he says
"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my butt..."

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