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Quotes From Famous People

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though." - Elton John

"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." - Winston Churchill

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." - Ken Hammond

"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed." - George Burns

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." - Steve Martin

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." - Emo Philips
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