"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." - Winston Churchill
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." - Ken Hammond
"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed." - George Burns
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." - Steve Martin
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." - Emo Philips