December 2nd, 2006

Happy

Hillbilly Christmas Gift

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Merry Christmas, buddy!"
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I've been tagged

Once tagged by this entry, the assignment's to write a blog entry of some kind with six random facts about you. Then, pick six of your friends and tag them; no tag backs. This explanation should be included.

I've been tagged. Here it goes:
  1. I usually get undressed while lying on the couch watching TV.

  2. I love playing board games and putting together puzzles.

  3. I have 5 working phones in my one bedroom apartment.

  4. I'm really bad at remembering people's names.

  5. My long-term memory is much better than my short-term memory. That's why I keep lists all over the place. Too bad I can't remember what half of them are for.

  6. I laugh and cry more than most people while watching movies in the theater.


I'm not going to tag anybody else. Feel free to do this yourself.
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