I thought I only had 9 days to wait until my trial, but I got a letter letting me know that it has once again been rescheduled (this makes the third change). It is now on March 29, 2006. 30 fucking more days to wait!
I can't take this anymore!
EDIT: I just realized that this was my 1,000th entry. This wasn't exactly how I planned my 1,000th entry to go.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely.... Are -- my -- test -- results -- back?"