August 30th, 2005

WebCam Greg

Words Women Use

...and some gay men too.

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

I received this in an email from my female neighbor and just had to post it.
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Computer Woohoo!

New Dryer

YAY! A new dryer!

The management company finally replaced the old dryer in the laundry room.

The old dryer did a lousy job at drying. Plus, the timer was set at 30 minutes, so you had to keep feeding it quarters until you got the clothes close enough to being dry. The maintenance guy came out at least once a month to "fix" it, but it still sucked.

This new dryer actually dries! And, the timer is set at 45 minutes. I have been able to dry my clothes in just one cycle in the new dryer. My Levis take 2 cycles to dry, but that is because I put all of them into one load. I do that to speed up the washing time on all of the rest of my laundry.

Yay for saving money!