January 27th, 2003

WebCam Greg

Can't Sleep

I woke up at 4:30 after having gone to bed at 1:30. I have wandered around lj for 45 minutes now and I think I'm ready to try to go back to bed. *fingers crossed*
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WebCam Greg

Andre

I just received a comment about dre99canAndre from Marc. This is what he wrote:
hello, my name is marc. I am andre friend. you the first i see that write here. I want to say andre is okay. can you tell his friends too. please read what I type in is journal. thank you.
Marc also left this comment in dre99canAndre's journal:
hello my name is marc. i am simon friend. simon is andre boyfriend. I want to say a update on andre and do my best. sorry if my english is no good. i went to french school. so i try my best. andre went to stay at simon house. he has been fighting with his mom and dad and others. i think he was doing good because he was always happy when i see him. andre bring is laptop and some stuff to wear. when simon went to work or school, andre was on the laptop and looking for a good job. but simon found out that he was looking for airplane tickets. simon and andre got into a fight. andre said sorry and said he will buy drinks for the house. so he left and did not come back. two day later we find out andre is in hospital. his mom told us. simon found out, he stay at hotel and drink so much. that the next day the cleaning lady found him. at the hospital they had to pump his stomack out. he was in a coma. for two days we were all scared because the doctor say he could still die. we can't go in. only see by the window, that he had tubes in his mouth and nose. Now andre is okay, he could talk now. simon is with him. andre had many people to see him, but he did not want to see them because he feels like a fool. i do think he is stupit to do what he did. I think andre will get out on wednesday. but he can't go home. he will be in laval at the center for people like him to get help. then i guess after at home. simon told me that he had marks on his stomack and chest. andre said it was hockey, but the doctor said it was done by someone. he does not say anything. right now I am glad he will get help. andre father pass out when he heard that andre was in hospital. simon thinks it is his fault. I just want to say andre you made us scared and that you are stupit to do that. That is the update. i try to update on his journal. but I don't have the password on his computer. so i do on like this. so if anyone read this, tell them that andre will be okay.
Please let all of dre99canAndre's friends know about this.
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WebCam Greg

Trying to cheer everyone up

Bad moods and sickness seem to be running rampant right now. I'm no exception. I'm both sick and in a bad mood, but that is not stopping me from wanting to brighten up everyone's day. Here is something that might help.

    A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

  1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

  2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

  3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

  4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

  5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

  6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

  7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

  8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

  9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

  10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

  11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

  12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

  13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
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