August 23rd, 2002

WebCam Greg

Can't Sleep

Hmmmm... I got three hours of sleep and I'm tired, but I can't sleep. I'd take a sleeping pill, but I have to get up at 8:30 am, and I'm afraid I won't be able to get up if I take one now. ...Decisions, decisions.... If I don't get some sleep, I'll be useless in class tomorrow, and I have a quiz in Math. Okay, sleeping pill it is.

Update: It's now 4:30 and the sleeping pill kicked in. I'm off to la la land.
Sleep awaits...
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    Sprinklers - outside
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SMALL BOYS AND THE PASTOR

Two small boys were a constant problem for the pastor, and the parents did nothing to correct them. So the pastor asked his assistant, if the boys were disruptive at the morning service, to take them to his office and have them wait for him.

Sure enough the boys showed up with their usual vigor. After a short while of talking and laughing and making airplanes out of bulletins, the assistant took the boys to the pastors office.

When the pastor came after the service he took little Billy in the office with him and asked, "Billy, do you know where God is?"(wanting him to realize he was in God's house). Billy didn't even look up and remained silent. "Tell me Billy, do you know where God is?" the pastor repeated. "Billy I'm going to ask you one more time, Do you know..."

Billy jumped up , ran out the door, grabbed his buddy and yelled "Lets get out of here!" They ran all the way to Billy's house, into his bedroom, and Billy began to pack his clothes. Billy told his friend "We are in big trouble". "Why, what did the pastor say?" his friend asked. Billy said, "God is missing and the pastor thinks we hid Him!!"
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    "Locomotion" by Tiffany
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Math Class

Cory was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Cory, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Cory, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Cory says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Cory, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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    "Surrender" by Cheap Trick
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T.G.I.F.!!!

It's Friday!

Hmmm...wait. It's Friday night and I'm posting jokes. What's wrong with this picture? :)

I've been having fun chatting with friends on IM, so it has been a good day.

I always think it's funny when I first meet someone. I am quiet and shy and I tend to listen a lot, then when I get to know them, they can't seem to shut me up! lol
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    "Linus and Lucy (Peanuts Theme)" by George Winston
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