Okay, I just tripped over all the piles of stuff that accumulated in the living room. They began as little organized piles of papers that needed to be filed away in the filing cabinet, but instead of being put away, they just sat on the floor for weeks collecting dust, slowly leaning from the countless times that I have tried to carefully step over them to get from one side of the room to the other. (How's that for a run on sentence? :D)
Just now trying to navigate my way across the room again, I knocked over one pile, which caused my foot to try and avoid the avalanche and I kicked over the pile next to it. I proceeded to do the splits as my foot went paper-boarding across the floor taking out the remaining piles of stacked papers. I ended up flat on my back on top of a huge pile of scattered papers.