Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis... I mean ladder!
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
"You can't ask for directions while inside a dude."
"April showers bring May flowers, but April snow brings nothing but despair." - rogonandi
"In case you haven't heard, late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel has taken over the Internet this week, with his incredibly inappropriate, giggle-inducing…