I've been trying to get online for a while, but I didn't have any luck. My network card seemed to have taken a dump and I had to go out a buy a new one. At first I thought that the anti-virus update messed with the drivers, so I reinstalled them, but that didn't work. So, I went to Best Buy and bought a new network card.
I have no idea what happened to it. I was chatting online with Daniel when it crapped out. I was pissed at first, then I was frustrated that I couldn't figure it out. But, all is working again, so all is good.