Damn, I missed my boyfriend coming online because Mom needed help finding a textbook for my nephew. Once we found it, I helped her locate a used one for cheep. When I came back to my computer, I noticed that my boyfriend came online and his last IM message was 40 minutes ago. Damn! I didn't realize that I was helping her that long.
Update: I do love this message though:
Daniel: The world can kiss my cute, sweet little ass! may not reply because he or she appears to be offline.